Whitney S Moore Everyone has been there; you've thrown back one too many brewskies at the bar and are now looking to fill that empty void in your life with some good old fashioned no strings attached sex. But alas, your vision is blurry, your memory is foggy, and you're kicking yourself for not writing down that cutie's number at the bar clearly enough. So you shoot a desperate message into cyberspace, hoping it'll land where you want to. Most of the time if you get the wrong number, the stranger will forgive your trespass and allow you to move along by not responding. Sometimes however, fate brings you to some jokester who wants you to know how funny they are, and a sexy fail screen cap is born.
Short Text Messages, Love Quotes, Funny Jokes, Flirt Text Messges, Friendship
Mere BV Zero meter hai. Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne check kr k muje Batya tha. Mera Rishta aaya hy aur shadi hone wali hy. Phir to hum Condom k Bagher sex ker sken ge. But Larkiyo k kapre jitne tight hon. Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hy. Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies… And..
And here at LaffGaff we always like to provide you with all your laughter needs, so here's a collection of the best SMS text jokes. Share them with your friends! You'll never guess who I bumped into on my way to the opticians. I had a ploughman's lunch today. He wasn't very happy.